Topanga: What, do you think this is funny?
Cory: No, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it’s … wood.
~ Boy Meets World

Cory: No more macaroni! We want steak! And what do we want with our steak?
Shawn: Macaroni!!
~ Boy Meets World

Topanga: What I see in you? Portrait of someone I thought I knew. How were you able to talk to some girl all night, then kiss her the next and still think you care about me?
Cory: Because I did … and I do!
Topanga: You don’t or you wouldn’t have been able to do those things, Cory! These things don’t just happen for no reason.
Cory: You’re right. Besides, she kissed me.
Topanga: Oh! And you moved away? What did you do to stop her?
Cory: Nothing! I said, “Kiss me baby sweetie. Kill the relationship I have with the person I care about more than anything and make me miserable for the rest of my horrible life!
~ Boy Meets World

Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
~ Boy Meets World

Eric: I have a question that I’m going to need a yes or a no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Feeny: No.
~ Boy Meets World

Cory: Mom, listen, I haven't been together with Topanga for twenty-two years, but we have been together for sixteen. Okay? That's a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together in the park. When we were two, we were best friends, I mean, I, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color. I knew her favorite food. Then we became six, you know, and Eric made fun of me because it wasn't cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl, so for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those "the lost years". Then when I was thirteen, Mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s … that’s what I feel is love Mom … when I’m better because she’s there.
~ Boy Meets World

Feeny: Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.
Topanga: Don’t you mean “do well”?
Feeny: No. I mean … do good.
~ Boy Meets World

Shawn: Don't blow me off, God. I never asked you for anything before and I never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me; he's not done yelling at me yet. God, you're not talking but I know you're here, so I'm gonna talk, and you can listen. God, I don't wanna be empty inside any more.
~ Boy Meets World

Angela: Shawn, we’re friends.
Shawn: I don’t wanna be friends. I can hate you or love you for the rest of my life. Those are the choices as I see it.
~ Boy Meets World

I can’t say certain things so I write them down. That’s how I get them out. Now I do that for myself and not for anyone else. ~ Boy Meets World

If I had to dream of the perfect girl, she wouldn’t come anywhere close to you. Will you be my girlfriend? ~ Boy Meets World

Topanga: Cory, I love you.
Cory: I was hoping you did.
~ Boy Meets World

It’s hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny? ~ Boy Meets World

Topanga: We’re supposed to see other people.
Cory: I’m supposed to see other people – you’re supposed to wait until I die.
~ Boy Meets World

This is your life. Give it a happy ending. ~ Boy Meets World